So I'm feeling a little Heyoka (clown) tonight.
I cook dinner my wife. I got these chicken thighs for us and they looked pretty good sized.
But when I cooked them they shrunk to pretty small.
So my wife comes in and sits down, picks up the shrunken chicken and says, "What's this."
So I start praying. "Lord thank you this food, all the plants and animals that died so we could live,
and the little bird that I give to Sharon." LOL I hope God understood because we both cracked up.